Monday, January 15, 2007

Laughter, the best medicine!

Just a few clips from "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" that crack me up ...

"A Natasha-rific Gill Deacon Show" (November 28, 2006)
--> "It's pronounced /djil/." "Not according to the alphabet, /gil/."

"I Support Our Troops" (November 21, 2006)
--> "Canada's role in Afghanistan is to support our troops."

"Harper's Media Strategy Explained, Badly" (April 15, 2006)
--> "Stephen Harper is the sun ..."
--> "Stephen is like the glue in a chair ..."

Enjoy!

Saturday, January 06, 2007

One day ...

One day, at some distant point in the future, I'm going to stand in the House of Commons as MP for an Ontario (or Quebec) riding, and read this quote:

"It is ridiculous to get hung up on the word 'nation,' as the word does not change the facts. Quebec is a unique culture within Canada. We can embrace these facts that make us Canadian and try to move past our ugly past, or we (can) live in denial and allow our country to become split."

- Craig Rennie (from cbc.ca)

Friday, January 05, 2007

Aa Ab Laut Chalen (Title Song)




Dulhan si saji dharti khula yeh aasma Earth that is decorated like the bride and the open sky
Bulata hai humein phir woh chaahat ka jahaa Calls for us again that lovely moments
Aa ab laut chalen ... Come, let us return

Anjaan tha maein naadan tha maein Unknown I was, innocent I was
Tere pyar ko jo na samajh paaya That I didn’t understand your love
Tune itna bechain kiya You made me so anxious
Maein tere paas chala aaya I came near you
Teri saansein mera jeevan Your breath is my life
Mere dil mein tera ghar hai In my heart is your home
Zara dekhe koi isko If anybody could just see this
Yeh jannat se bhi sundar hai It is even beautiful compared to paradise
Bina tere nahin chaina Without you there's no comfort
Nahin chaina yahaan No comfort here
Aa ab laut chalen ... Come, let us return

Ek pal ke liye ek din ke liye For a minute, for a day
Na door maein tujhse jaungi I shall not stay away from you
Teri palkon ki in galiyon mein The roads of your eyelids
Sapno ki sej sajaungi I shall sow the seeds of dreams
Tujhe dekhun tujhe chaahun I shall see you, and love you
Teri khushboo mein kho jaun I shall get lost in your aroma
Yahi meri tamanna hai teri baahon mein so jaun This Is my wish that I fall asleep in your arms
Dard-e-dil nahin sehna Pain I don’t want to tolerate
Nahin sehna yahaan Don’t want to tolerate here
Aa ab laut chalen ... Come, let us return

Dulhan si saji dharti khula yeh aasman Earth that is decorated like the bride and the open sky
Bulata hai humein phir woh chaahat ka jahaa Calls for us again that lovely moments
Aa ab laut chalen ... Come, let us return

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Random Quotes for Your Consideration

Memoirs of a Geisha

Chairman: "We must not expect happiness, Sayuri. It is not something we deserve. When life goes well, it is a sudden gift; it cannot last forever..."

"She paints her face to hide her face. Her eyes are deep water. It is not for Geisha to want. It is not for geisha to feel. Geisha is an artist of the floating world. She dances, she sings. She entertains you, whatever you want. The rest is shadows, the rest is secret."

"You cannot say to the sun, "More sun." Or to the rain, "Less rain." To a man, geisha can only be half a wife. We are the wives of nightfall. And yet, to learn kindness after so much unkindness, to understand that a little girl with more courage than she knew, would find her prayers were answered, can that not be called happiness? After all these are not the memoirs of an empress, nor of a queen. These are memoirs of another kind."

"The heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves. Until one day there are none."

The Interpreter

Silvia Broome: "Vengeance is a lazy form of grief. "

Tobin Keller: How do you feel about him? Silvia Broome: I don't care for him. Tobin Keller: Wouldn't mind if he were dead? Silvia Broome: I wouldn't mind if he were gone. Tobin Keller: Same thing. Silvia Broome: No it isn't. If I interpreted gone as dead, I'd be out of a job. If dead and gone were the same thing, there'd be no UN. Tobin Keller: Your profession is playing with words Ms. Broome. Silvia Broome: I don't play with words. Tobin Keller: You're doing it right now. Silvia Broome: No, you are. If I wanted him dead, I wouldn't have reported it. I would sat back and let it happen. That's not what I want, that's not why I'm here.

Tobin Keller: "You think that not getting caught in a lie is the same thing as telling the truth."

Zuwanie: [Reading from the dedication of a book he wrote decades earlier]
"The gunfire around us makes it hard to hear, but the human voice is different from other sounds. It can be heard over noises that bury everything else. Even when it's not shouting. Even when it's just a whisper. Even the lowest whisper can be heard over armies when it's telling the truth."

Nirgendwo in Afrika

Jettel Redlich: "Tolerance doesn't mean that everyone is the same. That'd be stupid. What I've learned here is how valuable differences are. Differences are good. And intelligent people will never hold it against you."

Stupeur et Tremblements

"Moi, quand j'étais petite, je voulais devenir Dieu. Le Dieu des chrétiens avec un grand D. Vers l'âge de 5 ans, j'ai compris que mon ambition était irréalisable. Alors, j'ai mis un peu d'eau dans mon vin et j'ai décidé de devenir le Christ. J'imaginais ma mort sur la croix devant l'humanité entière. A l'âge de 7 ans, j'ai pris conscience que cela ne m'arriverait pas. J'ai résolu, plus modestement, de devenir martyre."

"Il fallait que je lui donne accès au paroxysme de l'extase. Dans l'ancien protocole impérial nippon, il est stipulé que l'on s'adressera à l'Empereur avec " stupeur et tremblements ". J'ai toujours adoré cette formule qui correspond si bien au jeu des acteurs dans les films de samouraïs quand ils s'adressent à leur chef, la voix traumatisée par un respect surhumain. Je pris donc le masque de la stupeur et je commençai à trembler. Je plongeai un regard plein d'effroi dans celui de la jeune femme et je bégayai :
- Croyez-vous que l'on voudra de moi au ramassage des ordures ?
- Oui ! dit-elle avec un peu trop d'enthousiasme. "

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Verlaine: "Et je m'en vais au vent mauvais qui m'emporte deçà, delà, pareil à la feuille morte." (Chanson d'automne)

... more to come!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

CWB and West-Canada Alienation

(I apologize in advance to those that have no idea or interest in Canadian politics for the rant that I am about to unleash. These comments have no relation to my intership or "inter"national relations, but rather the ongoing stupidity occuring in my own country ...)

First things first ... the CWB (Canadian Wheat Board.)

I was reading some comments on www.theglobeandmail.com and other websites, and I really must say how shocked and disgusted I am. The general attitude seemed to be that SOMEHOW "Eastern Canada" is uniting together to impose some hereto undefined collective will against "the West." Furthermore, the "argument" (much too generous a word) was made that "Albertans just want to reap the benefits of their sacrifices and hard work" ... without "Eastern" interference.

Ok, ladies and gentlemen ... here goes ...

1. LEARN YOUR CANADIAN GEOGRAPHY!!!
You have to do better than terms like "East", "West" and "ROC". One guy used the terms "Western Canada and ROC" ... which struck me as odd since that's the same thing I was told by just about everyone I met in Quebec, except it went "Quebec and ROC." Where is "ROC"? And yes, I know it means "Rest of Canada" ... but come on ... there is always this implied meaning just lurking under the surface that it's "everyone who's not us, plus Ontario" ... as if somehow we're responsible for everything bad that happens in the country! It's rare to hear this term in Ontario because to us, Canada is Canada, whether you're from Lethbridge, Alberta, or Mont Joli, Quebec. Trying to build regional walls to isolate oneself is childish and counter-productive to national unity. Get over it!

2. Don't talk to me about what's "fair"
How many Albertans who hate the federal Liberals and the province of Ontario are aware that Ontario is the ONLY province to never have received money from the equalization program? If you don't believe me, go read about it on www.cbc.ca, or in the report that the provinces jointly commissioned. Yet we don't continually cry and complain about how unfair it is that all the other provinces benefit from it ... even provinces like Alberta that have no provincial sales tax (ours is 7%, by the way) and no provincial debt (Ontario and PEI are the only two provinces with a debt), we still pay more than our fair share. Yet somehow, every time there's an oil boom in Alberta, everyone gets up in arms and starts talking about "rights" and "what's mine" as if we're going to swoop in and start sucking the oil out of the ground! Well, don't worry ... we're not interested! It WOULD be nice if you accepted your prosperity a little more modestly by perhaps helping out Atlantic provinces that are having to close down coastal communities because of lack of job opportunities, or the territories where they can't hope for the same standard of services as you enjoy in Calgary or Edmonton.

3. Bathe in your oil if that makes you happy, just don't kill us, please
There seems to be this "get your hands off our oil" attitude pervasive in much of the provincial/federal discussions. Don't worry, as I mentioned in point 2, we're not interested in your oil. In fact, we don't get our oil from you anyway because it's too expensive to ship all the way across the country. So really, sell it to whomever you'd like, it makes zero difference to us. However, in extracting that oil, please try and be considerate in what it's doing to the environment. Ontario has regulations governing its auto manufacturers, and Alberta and any other oil-producing or extracting province should have regulations governing the quantity of toxins it pumps into the atmosphere in the refining process. "Fair is fair" to coin a phrase I seem to recall recently hearing ...

That's all for now ... but there will be more ...

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Bollywood, and why I love Aishwarya Rai

So recently I've "rediscovered" my love for Bollywood. "Rediscovered" because I used to be a big fan from back in the day when my primary association with Bollywood films was pretty girls with high-pitched voiced in colourful robes running in front of handsome men, shaking their fingers, giggling, and running off. Well, I've recently come to the realization that Bollywood is ... well, that as well ... but so much more! My revelation came about thanks to the very beautiful and talented actress from India, Aishwarya Rai. If you've never heard of Ms. Rai before, do yourself a favour and go to YouTube and watch her interview with 60 Minutes or ABC Good Morning America. Here are just some of the reasons I love this woman:

- She's beautiful ... I mean, really ... on a side note, she won "Ms. World" a few years back
- She's intelligent (she calls people out on stuff, like in this one interview where the guy asks her if she thinks that she's beautiful, and she says "There's no good answer to that question, because if I say yes, then I'm made out to be conceited, and I'm not ...")
- She's humble (see previous)
- She's spiritual (religion is an important part of her life, but she's not an extremist)
- She is traditional yet progressive (she wants to bring India and Indian culture to a wider audience, and to break down some of the intrenched stereotypes so many people have about it)

On another side note, Bollywood apparently produced more movies per year than Hollywood (almost 3 new films are released each DAY) and it makes more money than Hollywood, reaching some 5 billion people worldwide!

As I mentioned, I've just started to skim of surface of this vast empire. To whet my appetite, I ordered a movie called "Ab Ab Laut Chalen" (Let's Go Back) in which Aishwarya Rai plays a lovestruck woman who's romantic interest is pursuing a richer, more well-connected woman. (No comment ... ) Anyway, there's this one song that I love ... "Yehi Hai Pyar" (This Is Love) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqpMv84fId0 ... but ... I can't find the lyrics translated in English! Anyone who speaks Hindi would be greatly appreciated at this point ... ;) Actually, interesting note, I've added Hindi to my list of languages that I want to learn before I die. For those keeping track, here's the current list:

- English (native language)
- French (pretty much mastered)
- German (still a way to go)
- Arabic (very basic / just started)
- Chinese - Mandarin (10 words)
- Russian (10 words ... but not the same 10 words, surprisingly)
- Hindi
- Inuktitut (native language of Nunavut)
- Japanese
- Italian
- Spanish

We shall see. Realistically, I'll get functional in Arabic and Mandarin, with maybe a basic understanding of Russian, and then a few words here and there in the others. I already know a few ... like ciao bella! ... not that that counts, really. Ok, I'm rambling, so off I go ...

Monday, December 04, 2006

Canadian Politics and George Stroumboulopoulos

A piece of news (that everyone has probably already heard by now) and an opinion about Canada's political future ...

First off, you may have heard (if you are interested in Canadian politics) that Stéphane Dion was elected the new leader of the Liberal Party of Canada. Despite some comments from the sidelines, I welcome Mr. Dion's fresh look at such hard-hitting issues as Canadian unity ... and another area we've been lacking leadership in as of late, the environment! Let's all think back to the Montreal Summit of 2005 (follow-up to the Kyoto Protocol), from which Mr. Dion was praised for his tireless work in ongoing negotiations. Now, contrast that with our current Minister of the "Environment", Mr. Ambrose, who was all but booed off stage by not only NGOs but Foreign Ministers and all the way up the political ladder! (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20061115.wnairobi15/BNStory/National/home) The point of all of this is that I expect great things from Mr. Dion down the road, based on what he was able to accomplish during his short time as Minister of the Environment. Félicitations, Stéphane!

Which leads me to my second point: the political future of Canada. I was standing, waiting for the elevator today, and an idea hit me. George Stroumboulopoulos (did I spell it right???) should run for political office! For those of you who haven't watched his show, "The Hour", before (www.cbc.ca/thehour), the only way I can describe it is as the most purely "Canadian" show on television. While it's not been around as long as "Stargate: SG-1" and George (aka "Stroumbli" ... or something to that effect) might not be as renowned a television personality as, say, Peter Mansbridge , he has certainly gained himself a certain noteriety in Canadian broadcasting. His "unique" look at issues that affect Canadians at the least puts him leaps and bounds ahead of other contenders currently proposing to "represent the interests of the Canadian people." No names *cough* Rona Ambrose *cough*. You know, I never used to have this nagging cough before the Conservatives came into government ... Must be something in the air. :)

So in conclusion: run for office, George, even if the people on "22 Minutes" (www.cbc.ca/22minutes) tease you about your boyish good looks and your helluva long last name! (By the way, what happened to that clip? It was hilarious!) Oh, and last but not least, ... what's with the black shirts, really?